Hooker bait

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/04/2014 at 13:15 • Filed to: None

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Wait ... that doesn't sound right.

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem
04/04/2014 at 13:17

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Parking brake.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > CalzoneGolem
04/04/2014 at 13:19

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Apparently I'm a hooker because this does it for me. Either that or I'm just easy.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch
04/04/2014 at 13:21

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All hail the safety rock!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
04/04/2014 at 13:25

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I mean this guy : http://hooker.kinja.com

They were giving rides in that bad boy through the metro center.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > CalzoneGolem
04/04/2014 at 13:30

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Yeah, I figured you were baiting him. I was just making a joke. Stupid interwebs and their total lack of facial expression when you type things.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
04/04/2014 at 13:31

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So, I can't pay you for a handy then?


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > CalzoneGolem
04/04/2014 at 13:33

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Ahh... This is awkward... I'm not that kind of hooker?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
04/04/2014 at 13:35

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Well then gtfo of here! You're scaring them off!


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > CalzoneGolem
04/04/2014 at 13:37

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Who am I scaring off, the hookers? They are just intimidated by my moves.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > CalzoneGolem
04/04/2014 at 13:47

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It's a gundam who's arms and legs can turn into wheels, right?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > PS9
04/04/2014 at 13:48

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Yes. That is exactly what it is.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
04/14/2014 at 21:23

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I'm a bad Opponaut. I just saw this! I haven't been on here in a while. Work is rather insane. Hot rod monster fire truck? YES! This is awesome.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
04/15/2014 at 05:39

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I'm impressed you saw it after all this time. They were giving rides in this bad boy through the middle of town.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 07:31

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When I finally get time, I tend to comb through the posts. I skip over the BS and just go page after page. It's like binge-Oppo. I'd like to drive that beast!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
04/15/2014 at 07:55

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It was a sight to behold that's for sure.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 08:20

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Where was this taken? I swear I have seen it before.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
04/15/2014 at 08:29

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This was taken in Auburn, Maine.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 09:05

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Never been there but I am certain I have seen the truck. I think it came to Lynnfield MA one year. I think.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
04/15/2014 at 09:22

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That certainly doesn't sound outside the realm of possibility. I wonder if they ship it on smaller tires.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 09:33

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Shipping is for losers. Bring that shit over the road!